Left's Tired Response to Ground Zero Mosque

So last night, we discussed the Ground Zero mosque's Twitter account.

After their "interns" posted sarcastic tweets, the mosque developers said they were bringing in "a new team." I didn't know you needed a new team to write "just sayin'!"

Anyway, this all started after my gay bar proposal went public. I called the mosque to chat about it — everyone from the developers to their PR consultant. No response. So I tweeted them. Their curt reply: I wasn't respecting their sensibilities.

And so the fun began. Their tweets started including stale catch phrases like "just sayin'" and "fail." It read like a closed-captioned "Head of the Class" rerun. They even smooched Olbermann to get a lefty seal of approval.

But after some Amish and Jewish jokes, Tweetie was removed. And there you have the extent of the mosque's "communication" outreach. I only tweeted them because they wouldn't respond elsewhere. And then when the tweeter responded, he got yanked.

This is no bridge to dialogue. It's more like a biday of baloney.

So, I'm officially offering the mosque tweeter a job at my gay Islamic bar. Not sure what that job entails, but the uniform will involve some sort of mesh, cuz it's holy.

Speaking of, check out how Norah O'Donnell on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" describes folks opposing the mosque:

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NORAH O'DONNELL, MSNBC: Somebody's got to say that, you know, we're not going to act like the people who stole freedom from Americans, the people who attacked America and killed 3,000 people.

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OK, so because I think it's rude to build a mosque near Ground Zero, I'm like the dude who left a crater downtown? If she wasn't so hot, I'd be pissed.

Meanwhile, "Queen Angry Pants Nancy" Pelosi says she wants to investigate those against building the mosque.

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REP. NANCY PELOSI, D-CALIF., SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE: I look to my colleagues in New York, some of them have different views on the subject; it's up to them to work it out. But there is no question that there is a concerted effort to make this a political issue by some, and I join the — those who have called for looking into how is this opposition to the mosque being funded. How is this being ginned up?

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I think her and Julian Assange get their hair done at the same place.

Anyway, how odd is it she'd rather look at funding there rather than the funding behind the mosque? I guess in Pelosi's pinball eyes, the real bad guy is always the average American.

But hey, with the left, it's never them, it's always us.

Anyway, let her investigate me. All she's going to find are unicorn stencils, some edible glitter and an original pressing of "I Am What I Am" by Gloria Gaynor. It's signed.

And if you disagree with me, you're a racist homophobe who won't buy me a banana daiquiri.

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