So, like many of you watching the debate, I was dying to see to how Obama would field any reference to snot-faced terrorist Bill Ayers.

When he did, I thought it was weird that Obama condemned Ayers' acts, but not the man himself.

I wished McCain had forced him to repudiate the friendship, but you can't have everything. I, for example, only have four toes on my left foot. I named each one after a "Facts of Life" character.

But there's a bigger question concerning Ayers that no one yet has asked: How in the hell does a terrorist become a professor?

I'm sorry — how in the hell do TWO terrorists become professors? Ayers actually holds the titles of distinguished professor of education and senior university scholar at the University of Illinois at Chicago.

That's two jobs — not bad for a guy who basically helped kill his girlfriend Diana, who was blown to bits making bombs meant to impress him.

And of course, there's his scuzzy terrorist wife Bernardine Dohrn, a professor at Northwestern University. I don't even know where that is, but I assume she makes it stink of patchouli.

Now, I don't know how difficult it is to become a professor. But wouldn't being a terrorist somehow eliminate you from consideration? I mean, I never bombed a thing, and yet I'm not allowed on college campuses, period.

True, I once tried to incite a riot at a 98 Degrees lunch box signing, but I was a different person then.

But, maybe these bombers were able to become professors because of connections. After all, when it comes to tenured radicals, it's not who you know, but who you blow.

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com