Here at "Red Eye," host Greg Gutfeld has besmirched many things, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Fox News' own John Gibson and, nemesis to unicorns everywhere, the griffin.
Fasten your seatbelts folks, because tonight's Jill-alogue is dedicated to those three Gs: Gwyneth, Gibson and griffins.
First, Gwyneth: The Oscar-winner takes a lot of heat from Greg and the gang for her website Goop. But I've found her tips insightful. She suggests a $1,000-plus cardigan from Prada for day or night! Without that advice, I might've spent a grand on something frivolous, like rent. Thanks, Gwyn!
Next, a man you know as host of the nationally syndicated radio program, "The John Gibson Show." The character assassinations on Gibby are uncalled for. He does not spent weekends in a Pink Panther costume, dancing for extra cash! I'll admit, I'm biased: Gibson helped me get my first agent, my current job and my better-half — and she's fantastic!
Now, griffins: As a West Michigan native, I of course have season tickets to Grand Rapids Griffins hockey games. Griffins are awesome, off the ice, too. Body of a lion, head of an eagle *and* a killer wingspan? In terms of awesome animals, Greg's beloved unicorn falls way short.
So griffins, Gibson, Gwyneth and Goop — they're all good!
And if you disagree, well sir, we're going to agree to disagree, because I don't want to lose any friends over this.