Bill Ayers Finds New Home on the Web

I predicted it days after it happened: That the beloved and woefully incompetent terrorist Bill Ayers would join his fellow travelers at the Huffington Post blog. And so, this week, he's written some hilarious nonsense about education, using a kind of mental terrorism meant to blow your mind, but instead only blows.

But what a great idea for the frustrated bomber inside all of us! I mean, let's say you're in a hurry and you need some nutty Marxist rhetoric to impress a co-ed from Brown, as well as advice on how to make a bomb!

Wouldn't it be great to find all that information in one place?

Thank you, Arianna Huffington. Again, you show that you're more than just the lost Gabor sister and that America is such a great place that even a failed boob of a terrorist can find a job, "uni-blogging."

But Ayer's new cachet isn't really big news because, to the media, Ayers was never big news. That's because they never took him seriously as a bomber — even though he himself did. In the media's mindset, you're only a terrorist if you're good at it. You see it now with Hamas and their quaint "homemade" rockets. Aren't they adorable?

Even more, Ayers has to be pissed that even in his Huff-Po bio, they don't mention his terror background. I wonder, are they embarrassed?

I hope Ayers doesn't take it personally. If I were Arianna, I would get someone else to open up her mail.

And if you disagree with it, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

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