Those whippersnapper football players just have to learn to stop Twittering at Wade Phillips.
Phillips, the defensive coordinator of the Super Bowl-bound Denver Broncos, made his plea for players to just stop bugging him.
This all, of course, stems from desperate free agent-turned Bronco Shiloh Keo, who famously tweeted at Wade Phillips pleading for a chance at a roster spot.
About a week later, Denver signed Keo, and the 28-year-old safety has recorded six tackles and an interception in his five games as a Bronco.
That has inspired several players to tweet at @sonofbum. But guys, just stop. Son of Bum (Wade's father is former NFL coach Bum Phillips. Wade isn't the son of a literal bum) is not going to give you a roster spot.
But if you aren't a free agent football player looking to harass a current defensive coordinator, you should give @sonofbum a follow. His Twitter feed is pure gold.
Tommy Chalk writes about the NFL and NHL for FOX Sports. You can follow him on Twitter @Tommy_Chalk