Report: Uchitel buying New York condo

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Purported Tiger Woods mistress No. 1 Rachel Uchitel is making the move to New York City mere days after it was disclosed that the world's top-ranked golfer is also buying a posh pad in the Big Apple.

Uchitel is laying out slightly less than the $1.849 million asking price for the three-bedroom, pre-war condo on Park Avenue, The New York Post reported Saturday.

Uchitel is reported to have taken a $8 million payout as part of a non-disclosure agreement with Woods, whose string of affairs began to come to light last Thanksgiving weekend and recently led to his divorce from Swedish model Elin Nordegren.

Uchitel is scheduled to appear in upcoming episodes of the VH1 reality series "Celebrity Rehab."