Noah Syndergaard has an explosive fastball, a devastating slider and is built like a house.

His trolling game, however, might be his best tool.

The New York Mets starter uploaded a picture to Instagram early on Wednesday, seemingly about to get his long locks cut off:

This caused people to absolutely freak out:

About four hours later, the man they call Thor posted another picture with his hair intact:

That's some 80-grade trolling right there.

Syndergaard, and his glorious head of hair, went 9-7 with a 3.24 ERA in 24 starts in his rookie campaign last season.