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Kristaps Porzingis is tall. Really tall. We're talking 7-foot-3 tall. Apparently, he might not be done growing.

OK, so he's joking. He's probably done growing, right? No reasonable person keeps growing past 7-foot-3 after age 20. It's just not a thing that happens in the real world. Then again, 7-foot-3 three-point shooters who can also slam putback dunks over opposing big men aren't a thing that exist in the real world, either. And yet, we're staring right at Porzingis every time we tune into a Knicks game.

Now's when we get to the hard-hitting questions, though.

You better believe McLatvian is 25 years old.