He tried. And he failed.

I feel for you, sad Cubs bro. You dropped a David Ross home run ball in the midst of Friday's 9-4 win over the Pittsburgh Pirates, then you tore your robes as the full weight of your folly fell upon your head.

Billy Krumb posted a video of your misery. Your efforts will not be forgotten.

Now, please return your shirt to it's on and upright position.

Dan is on Twitter. The Petey Pablo method of grieving is the healthiest way to mourn.