I received an email the other day from one of our readers in Scotland County, Missouri.
Her daughter came home from school with a jaw-dropping assignment full of sexually suggestive language.
It was a word problem about a relationship between a man named Larry and a woman named Prudence. Prudence, as the assignment goes, had sex with 21 men and 3 women and engaged in "heavy petting."
"What percentage of time will Prudence be inhibited in bed with Larry, and consequently fake orgasm to ease his pride?"
A few thoughts, good readers.