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Next time you're at a restaurant and you think ramps are only what you drive your car up or morels are something applied when deciding between right and wrong, it’s time to get to clear on your culinary terms.

That’s why we called in ‘Top Chef” judge and culinary expert Gail Simmons to set you straight.  Watch above as she so she eloquently explains common food items found on fine dining restaurant menus.  Take notes.  She'll make you sound really smart on your next date.