Worst Reality Shows Foisted on an Unsuspecting Public

Hosted by Monica Lewinsky, a woman had to pick her masked man based solely on his wit. It lasted five episodes. Guess guys just aren't that witty.

The world got to watch the death throes of the Federline/Spears marriage. Fun.

Real-life "Brady Bunch" actor marries model he met on a reality show, films new reality show about said relationship. Scarier than the show is the fact it was a hit and lasted two seasons.

The twist? Some of the suitors were straight. Very strange.

Convince your family you're getting married to a turd they never met, and you get $250,000. Charming.

Inside a child star's psychosis. Rubberneck TV at its worst (and almost impossible to look away from).

We have a famous family member - look at us! Nobody did.

I like boys AND girls, ain't that sexy? Not really.

Erik Estrada and Latoya Jackson train to become police officers in Muncie, Indiana. Seriously. This got on TV. It makes you want to cry. (�2006 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved)

Panel of judges looks for most attractive physical specimen on entire planet, finds a loser. What a surprise.

Kids pick new mom. Creepy.

And the world meets Darva Conger.

Male idiots go to charm school to be less idiotic. Idiots.

Ugly women go under the knife to see who can become the most less ugly. Now <i>that's</i> ugly.

Contestants answer personal questions honestly and get in trouble, or answer dishonestly and lose. It was awful. Honestly.

America picks two people to marry each other. One problem, the couple refuses to get married. Didn't they have to sign a contract or something?