Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies

Donatella Versace should really keep her shriveled self under wraps. No, seriously. <a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Donatella+Versace" target="_blank">For more pictures of Donatella Versace visit x17online.com.</a> (X17)

Steve Martin's big ol' gut is so pale it's almost blinding! <a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Steve+Martin" target="_blank">For more pictures of Steve Martin visit x17online.com.</a> (X17)

The frail arms and legs, the bloated belly - all that self-destructive behavior has left Amy Winehouse with a very unappetizing bikini bod. <a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Amy+Winehouse" target="_blank">For more pictures of Amy Winehouse visit x17online.com.</a> (X17)

Dean Cain's impressive moobs more than earned him his spot on our list. <a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Dean+Cain" target="_blank">For more pictures of Dean Cain visit x17online.com</a> (X17)

Lindsay Lohan's emaciated frame is not what you want to see washed up on the beach. <a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Lindsay+Lohan" target="_blank">For more pictures of Lindsay Lohan visit x17online.com</a> (X17)

Matt Damon's once tight tum takes a turn for the flubby. Let's get another 'Bourne' installment on tap please! <a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Matt+Damon" target="_blank">For more pictures of Matt Damon visit x17online.com.</a> (X17)

Former supermodel Helena Christensen's stomach has developed some odd lumps and bumps - perhaps from botched lipo? Just a guess... <a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Helena+Christensen" target="_blank">For more pictures of Helena Christensen visit x17online.com.</a> (X17)

Richard Gere shows off his gut in St. Barth. A good example of why God made tee shirts.<a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Richard+Gere" target="_blank">For more pictures of Richard Gere visit x17online.com.</a> (X17)

Tara Reid once had an amazing bikini body, until she decided to go ahead and mess with it, leaving her with an unfortunate mess. Decisions, decisions. <a href="http://x17online.com/gallery/index.php?tab=by_celebrity&amp;celebrity=Tara+Reid" target="_blank">For more pictures of Tara Reid visit x17online.com</a> (X17)

Joseph "Run" Simmons could stand to lose a few. We're just saying... (X17)