Break Time: Corvettes, deep voices, and lingerie for ... dudes?

Welcome to Monday's 'Real Man' edition of Break Time.

Attention men, if you want a midlife crisis on a budget, skip the new 2014 Corvette Stingray.

And you know what women really dig, besides Corvettes? Deep voices.

Finally! You know what they really, really don't like? Male lingerie.

No really.