Best FOX411.com Reader Comments of the Week

FOX411.com readers have spoken (well, typed), and we've compiled your most insightful, hilarious, and out-there remarks on this week's entertainment stories. Check out the best comments of the week!

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/07/pam-anderson-bronze-twins-sculpture-marc-quinn/%20">Pam Anderson's bronzed twins up for sale</a> FOX411.com reader and potential buyer "John" already has a spot in mind: <b>“In the library, bookends for my Playboy collection.”</b> -- John (Marc Quinn/White Cube Gallery)

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/06/justin-bieber-to-fans-stop-threatening-kim-kardashians-life/">Justin Bieber to Fans: Stop threatening Kim Kardashian's life</a> We're guessing (and hoping) that this reader is a tween. <b>“dudee justin bieber i9s ahh mazzingg<br> he sings goood (:”</b> -- smiley burgess(:

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/17/woody-allen-president-obama-dictator/">Woody Allen says President Obama should be granted dictatorial powers (seriously)</a> Two Woodys in a pod? <b>“Woody Allen and Woody Harrelson should be bunkmates….’nuff said!”</b> -- GOP Wolverine At left, Woody Allen and wife/former step-daughter Soon-Yi Previn.  (AP)

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/12/wonder-years-star-danica-mckellar-poses-in-sexy-lingerie-for-maxim/">'Wonder Years' star Danica McKellar poses in sexy lingerie for Maxim</a> Danica inspires readers... with her math skills. <b>“i want to go work on a math problem right now.”</b> -- JM

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/17/does-jason-alexander-look-all-that-different-in-jenny-craig-after-photo/">Does Jason Alexander look all that different in Jenny Craig 'after' photo?</a> Jason Alexander has a celebrity lookalike: <b>“The left picture looks like a young VP Dick Chaney.”</b> -- JR (JennyCraig.com)

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/06/would-you-watch-comedy-centrals-cartoon-about-jesus/">Would you watch Comedy Central's cartoon about Jesus?</a> "David" may have a future in Hollywood -- this sounds like a great premise: <b>“... How about making an “Odd Couple” situation comedy with Jesus and Mohammed moving in together like two young college graduates trying to make it in New York?”</b> -- david

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/05/miley-cyrus-new-video-too-sexy-too-soon/">Miley Cyrus' New Video: Too sexy too soon?</a> An apt comparison: <b>“Oh please….the video is great. Leave the girl alone. How long can an adult go as a child? What is she Gary Coleman?”</b> -- ChrisMUsa   One reader thinks Miley's legs got her where she is today: <b>“She is really bad. When you can not sing but you have legs this is your result.”</b> -- d. elliot

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/17/ronnie-james-dio-dies-but-his-heavy-metal-horns-live-on/">Ronnie James Dio dies, but his heavy metal horns live on</a> Is it "metal" to pray? <b>“RIP RJD. Sad news for metalheads. Prayers go out to his family…somewhat ironically.”</b> -- Steve68

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/29/report-brad-pitt-calls-ex-wife-jennifer-aniston-pathetic/comment-page-3/?action=late-new">Report: Brad Pitt Calls Ex Jennifer Aniston 'Pathetic'</a> Many readers commented on Brad's appearance: <b>"I always remember the scene in ‘Legends of the Fall’ where ‘Tristan’ (Brad Pitt) came up over the hill on the horse with the trench coat with his long, streaked hair. OMFG…he was SO fine! And now??"</b> – TLD <b>"If you guys had as many kids as Brad…you would not have time to shave either."</b> – Keith And some took a more general approach: <b>"I’m not really fond of either of them, but if had to pick a life that was more fun, it would be jen’s." </b> – jimmy    

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/30/watch-out-lady-gaga-telephone-video-remake-by-u-s-soldiers-hits-the-web/">Watch Out, Lady Gaga! 'Telephone' Remake by U.S. Soldiers Hits the Web</a> Everyone loves this viral video, but not everyone loves the pop stars from the original. <b>"this is great…a lot better than beyonce and lady gaga… those two hoochie queens need to get some class and learn to speak and behave right…"</b> -- VRW Conspirator

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/28/can-lindsay-lohan-be-saved/">Can Lindsay Lohan Be Saved?</a> This reader has a wholesome offer for the starlet: <b>"If Ms. Lohan wants help, she can come to my upstate NY farm. She can work a farm, keep house and watch my children. No time for trouble up here, just good home cooking."</b> --leia  And Russ knows who can help: <b>"Lindsey needs to meet with someone like Tony Dungy, Denzal Washington, or some other role model that can give her a world view with hope." </b> – Russ Jellesed  

<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/30/reports-halle-berry-gabriel-aubry-split/">Reports: Halle Berry, Gabriel Aubry Split</a> This breakup <i>is</i> a head-scratcher. <b>"Halle Berry is beautiful, talented, financially stable, by all accounts (in the news) a decent person. What else could he possibly be looking for? A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?" </b> – normal1983 

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/28/jessica-simpson-says-she-doesnt-brush-teeth-regularly-is-addicted-to-nicorette/">Jessica Simpson Says she Doesn't Brush Teeth Regularly, is Addicted to Nicorette</a> Jessica's dentist may be alarmed, but Larry doesn't mind her hygiene. <b>"Heck, she could have ticks and I’d be getting out the butter to help get ‘em off her. Who cares if she doesn’t brush?"</b> – Larry

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/29/vote-is-katie-holmes-a-good-choice-to-play-jackie-kennedy/">Vote: Is Katie Holmes a Good Choice to Play Jackie Kennedy?</a> Readers generally disapprove of this casting choice. <b>"How could she get this role? Jackie is probably turning over in her grave knowing that Zenu is going to play her!"</b> -- seattle sarah 

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/27/olivia-munn-naked-nud-peta/%20">Olivia Munn Gets Naked for PETA</a> This reader makes a good point: <b>"As if getting photographed naked actually made a bit difference in the life of any creature anywhere." </b> – Noneofyourbusiness 

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/16/jenny-mccarthy-steven-seagal-strip-naked-cry/" title="Permanent Link to Jenny McCarthy said Steven Seagal asked her to strip on casting couch">Jenny McCarthy said Steven Seagal asked her to strip on casting couch</a>   No one was surprised by Steven's shady story: <b>"the dude still has a ponytail,what did you expect……"</b> --Mark <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/30/jenny-mccarthy">SLIDESHOW: The Lovely and Talented Jenny McCarthy.</a>

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/12/heidi-montag-bikini-body-boob-job/" target="_blank" title="Permanent Link to Did Heidi Montag go waaaaaaaaay too far?">Did Heidi Montag go waaaaaaaaay too far?</a>   Most readers were appalled at Heidi's new plastic surgery look, but not this guy: <b>"Looks great to me, the bigger the better - but then again, I'm a pig."</b> --Mike <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/16/celebrity-boob-jobs-better">Celebrity Implants: Better Before or After? </a>   (Courtesy: LIQUID/WireImage)

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/14/charlie-sheen-angelina-tracy-brooke-mueller-cheating/" target="_blank" title="Permanent Link to We have to agree with In Touch's assessment of the moustache 100 percent..."><b>We have to agree with In Touch's assessment of the moustache 100 percent...</b></a> Charlie Sheen thought he was sneaky, using a fake moustache as a disguise, but it's our readers who are truly clever: <b>"If his Dad was never in the acting business, Charlie would be making a living picking up my garbage every morning."</b> --Mike <a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/12/30/charlie-sheen" target="_blank">SLIDESHOW: Charlie's Trouble With Women.</a>

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/14/tila-tequila-perez-hilton-miss-tila/" title="Permanent Link to Tila Tequila threatens Perez Hilton and celebs who have wronged her with web site retribution">Tila Tequila threatens Perez Hilton and celebs who have wronged her with web site retribution</a> This story was so inspiring it yielded TWO great comments: <b>"This lady needs to go ! after seeing her and reading the article, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Just a little, not to much"</b> --Ralph <b>"Just another shallow, narcissistic lava lamp."</b> --answer4everything

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/09/report-elizabeth-taylor-engaged-to-49-year-old-hollywood-manager/" title="Permanent Link to Report: Elizabeth Taylor engaged to 49-year-old Hollywood manager">Report: Elizabeth Taylor engaged to 49-year-old Hollywood manager</a>   Strangely, this reader wasn't the only one wondering about children: <b>"I wonder if the are going to have kids right away"</b> --Steven Ashby <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/04/09/elizabeth-taylors-husbands/" target="_blank">SLIDESHOW: Elizabeth Taylor's Many Husbands</a> (REUTERS)

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/14/kim-kardashians-revenge-workout-pays-5-pounds-worth-of-dividends/" title="Permanent Link to Kim Kardashian's 'revenge workout' pays 5 pounds worth of dividends">Kim Kardashian's 'revenge workout' pays 5 pounds worth of dividends</a>   This reader tells it like it is: <b>"I think Kim looks great but she aint no Megyn Kelly"</b> -- BigBird But "Rab3" makes a good point: <b>"She not that great at revenge."</b> --Rab3 <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/07/17/lovely-talented-kim-kardashian" target="_self">SLIDESHOW: Kim Kardashian's Bikini Lifestyle.</a>

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/13/fox411-exclusive-footloose-in-limbo-as-chace-crawford-backs-out/" title="Permanent Link to Fox411 Exclusive: 'Footloose' in limbo as Chace Crawford backs out">Fox411 Exclusive: 'Footloose' in limbo as Chace Crawford backs out</a>   Great (random) casting suggestion: <b>"They should have Kate Gosselin play the female role."</b> --jon

<a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/15/hugh-hefner-says-kate-gosselin-will-not-appear-in-playboy/" title="Permanent Link to Hugh Hefner says Kate Gosselin will not appear in Playboy">Hugh Hefner says Kate Gosselin will not appear in Playboy</a>   Strange but true: <b>"I realize she’s had work done, but nobody’s belly button is that high!"</b> -Huh? <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/10/06/playboy-celebrity-awards" target="_blank">SLIDESHOW: Playboy Celebrity Cover Girl All Stars.</a>