Bad Coif or Creepy Carpet?

John Travolta's ever-fluctuating hairline strongly indicates toupee usage. With all his money, you'd think he'd get a better one. (AP )

There are differing opinions as to how Donald Trump's hair rests in that odd shape, but, while he strenuously denies it, many speculate his coif is at least part carpet. (AP )

Rumors of Ben Affleck's toupee use began circulating when a story came out claiming his hair piece went flying at a party after when he was play fighting with Vince Vaughn. (AP )

Whether it's really bad hair or a really bad wig, Nicolas Cage needs hair help. (AP )

Forget the hair, look at those veins on his arms. Yikes. (AP )

Ted Danson is a professional toupee user, and only sports his little grey wiglet onscreen. (AP )

Jeremy Piven needs to 'rug it out' to hide his receding hairline. (AP )