Top 5 Four-Wheeled Turkeys

As the first and only car ever imported into the U.S. from the country of Turkey, it's fitting that the Ford Transit Connect makes this list. Designed to maximize cargo space on the inside and advertising space on the outside, the little van gets by on usefulness and personality rather than looks. <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,524265,00.html?sPage=fnc/leisure/auto">Click here for a review of the Transit Connect</a> (Ford)

The design of the Honda Accord Crosstour is so, uh, controversial, that when photos of it were first released they were slammed with massive amounts of vitriol on Facebook. On the Crosstour's own page! Called horrific, fugly, and compared to a Platypus, many "fans" of the Crosstour demanded the firing of its design team. It didn't happen...yet. (Honda)

If the Crosstour seems like the answer to a question that wasn't asked, it was actually meant to compete with cars like the Toyota Venza. Less platypus, more tortoise, and, no, the baleen whales do not want their grille back. <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,500366,00.html">Click here for a review of the Toyota Venza</a> (Foxnews.com)

Pontiac used to sell something called the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontiac_Aztek">Aztek</a>, and we all know what happened to that company. When will people learn? With its boxes on top of boxes on top of more boxes shape, and that pinched cheeks face, the GMC Terrain tries for tough, but comes up Tonka. Considering its cousin is the somewhat slicker <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,566241,00.html">Chevy Equinox</a>, we're not sure how this one fell so far from the tree...or got hit by it. (GMC)

It has over 700 horsepower, can accelerate from 0-60 mph in under 3 seconds, and reach a top speed of 220 mph. But the Gumpert Apollo's greatest feat is that it proves, once and for all, that form should never, ever follow function. (At least not for half a million dollars) (Gumpert)