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Here's what's happening out there:

Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel posed pretty much nude for Maxim magazine's March issue (below), but as you can see, her more private areas have been shielded from our eyes. Those fish in that swash zone, though — they're getting the real show.

Not a lot of recipes require you to burn the heck out of some perfectly good vegetables, but that's because not a lot of recipes are as fun and delicious as escalivada. Check out the video above to see how Boqueria's executive chef prepares this traditional Catalan dish, then

Lindsay Lohan went pantsless for an Instagram snapshot on Wednesday (below), captioning the pic with only the words "Going to Moscow." But despite this, we're still not entirely sure if she's headed to Moscow or if she's just commenting on her ushanka-style hat. But if she is going, one thing is certain: She's gonna need pants. It's almost a requirement in most cities, actually.

Taylor Swift and Kanye West reportedly went out for dinner together on Tuesday night, dining at a table for two at The Spotted Pig in New York City. We can only imagine what they discussed, but we're sure Kanye still made time to tell the waiter that Beyonce makes a better risotto.

Kate Hudson posed for the cover of Shape magazine's March issue (below), flaunting a set of abs so flat that scientists would use it to calibrate planing tools if not for the divot created by her bellybutton.

Actress Kristen Stewart recently told Interview magazine that even though she understands why people badmouth "Twilight," she's still "endlessly" proud of the film, And why shouldn't she be? It's the heartwarming tale of a lonely widow who falls in love with her fiance's brother, and … oh, wait, we're thinking of "Moonstruck." Never mind.

Rapper (and ) Vanilla Ice was arrested for allegedly stealing furniture and a pool heater from what he thought was abandoned house. And while Ice is no stranger to reappropriating someone else's property for his own gain (ahem), this incident seems to be nothing more than a misunderstanding, and he has already been released from custody. Here he is during happier times, rapping about renovation:

<p>On Wednesday, Kelly Clarkson remarked on BBC Radio 1 that a lot of other recording artists <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2015/02/18/kelly-clarkson-i-feel-like-i-have-leprosy-because-no-artist-will-collaborate-with-me/" target="_blank">have declined to work with her.</a> &quot;I'm not kidding. I have legitimately asked several people,&quot; she said. We imagine that at this point, she hung her head in sadness as <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E" target="_blank">the melancholy music from &quot;The Peanuts&quot;</a> began to play.</p> <p>A website called &quot;The Beyonce World&quot; has posted what they claim to be <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2959064/Unretouched-photos-Beyonce-s-L-Oreal-advert-leak-online-fans-mixed-reactions-Twitter.html" target="_blank">unretouched photos from Beyonce's 2013 L'Oreal campaign.</a> Many of her fans have since lashed out at the site for leaking the photos, because God forbid anyone see Beyonce's uneven, completely-normal-for-a-human-woman skin.</p> <p>On Wednesday evening, Lady Gaga shared yet another photo of her heart-shaped engagement ring on Instagram, this time showcasing the <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-style/news/lady-gagas-heart-shaped-engagement-ring-includes-t-and-s-initials-2015182" target="_blank">diamond-shaped &quot;T&quot; and &quot;S&quot; encrusted into the back</a> (which stands for &quot;Taylor&quot; and &quot;Stefani&quot;). Take a look below and set yourself up for unrealistic expectations of your future husband:</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/zQwueIJFFj/" target="_blank">A photo posted by @ladygaga</a> on</p> Feb 18, 2015 at 4:01pm PST</div> </blockquote> <p>George and Amal Clooney are reportedly <a href="http://pagesix.com/2015/02/18/george-and-amal-adding-panic-room-to-england-mansion/" target="_blank">having a panic room installed</a> in their English mansion to protect them from any threats to their safety. However, we're willing to bet George will often head down there on his own, simply to panic over the fact that he's actually resigned himself to <em>one woman</em> for the rest of his days. </p> <p></p> <p>And finally, Little Caesar's will be debuting a <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/02/18/little-caesars-fast-food-pizza-restaurants/23565411/" target="_blank">Bacon-Wrapped Crust Deep Dish Pizza</a> at the beginning of next week, allowing legions of bacon enthusiasts to finally enjoy two of their favorite things at once: bacon, and the smug sense of satisfaction they get from ironically wrapping <em>other</em> things in bacon.</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/zQKuvCgdcJ/" target="_blank">A photo posted by Little Caesars (@littlecaesars)</a> on</p> Feb 18, 2015 at 10:29am PST</div> </blockquote> <p> </p>