The Stuff I Wanted for ChristmasThat I Didn't Get
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The stuff I wanted for Christmas that I didn't get in the harsh buzz kill glare of The Foxlight.
The DVD of Mariah Carey's Glitter! I love a good unintentional comedy. It's even out on DVD! And does the whole movie qualify as deleted scenes if no one saw it? I wanted it, didn't get it. Mariah?
Where were my ‘N Sync bobble head dolls? Not under my tree. Look at 'em! Who wouldn't want these? I've got a birthday coming up but I wanted them now! "Bye bye bye" to that pipedream.
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No one gave me the hardest workin' toy in FAO Shwarz. That's right, where's my dancin’, shoutin’, James Brown doll? He feels good, I don't feel so great.
Finally, I didn't even get a card from Harry Potter star Emma Watson. I guess I understand though. I thought she liked me, we were having a very pleasant conversation about the movie. She even laughed in a couple of places. But when the cameraman said we were through, watch her expression. Ouch. Let's see that again. Nope, no card from her this year.
Best thing I did get all year? Jon Voight taught me how to do Howard Cosell. Voight: "That's good, you've got it."
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So overall, it was a pretty good holiday; hope yours was, too.
In the warm tinsel strewn glare of the holiday Foxlight, I'm Bill McCuddy, Fox News.