God Is Here to Stay
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Thank God it's Friday! But how can you have "TGIF," if there's no "G"?
I mean: What if there was no God? Then what would you say? Thank Bob it's Friday? Thank Dick it's Friday?
It just doesn't fly.
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That's because whether you like it or not, God is here to stay. He's not going anywhere. And, He is a He. If God were a woman, we wouldn't have pornography or at least, good pornography, like Barely Legal.
Still, you can't go anywhere these days without stepping in an atheist. Atheism is the ultimate conceit: Over-educated blobs of imperfect protoplasm elevating themselves to divine status by saying that they accept their role as the universe's highest life form.
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Boiled down: "There is no God, because if there were, I'd be him."
Sounds like Alec Baldwin , doesn't it?
Really, it's like a Microsoft Word program that evolves to a point where it can say, "Gates is dead." That's an atheist.
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You can say natural selection is the process, but that fails to address who created natural selection, or why humans create stuff to begin with.
Human beings are unique: born with the internal questions of how and why. We could say that came from spontaneous order, but tell that to a dolphin. Last time I checked, those disgusting date-rapists haven't built a church, much less gone to one.
And that's my gut feeling.
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