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Taylor Swift showed off as much leg as humanly possible in New York City last week. And that's a whooooole lotta leg. In fact, she was so leggy, that we'd be surprised if her entourage wasn't following her around with a boombox blasting ZZ Top.

Jackson Galaxy, the host of Animal Planet's "My Cat From Hell," is back with more tips for cat lovers. This time, he tells us exactly why our mischievous cats are acting up and what to do about it. Hear what he has to say in the video above. And learn how to "listen" to your cat in Jackson's video below.

Reportedly, designer Ralph Lauren was so ticked off that Kate Middleton wasn't available for his charity dinner at Windsor Castle, that <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/05/kate-middleton-ralph-lauren-charity-dinner?mbid=synd_yshine" target="_blank">he almost canceled the whole thing.</a> But then he remembered it was for charity and begrudgingly hobnobbed with a bunch of similarly beautiful people.At the launch of her Dita Von Teese's lingerie collection in California, the burlesque star wore some kind of a frock that couldn't decide whether it was <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2014/05/20/dita-von-teese-shows-off-new-lingerie-line-at-bloomingdales-launch/" target="_blank">underwear or a dress.</a>Beyonce posted more happy family pictures, this time with <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/beyonce-jay-z-solange-knowles-pose-family-photo-article-1.1798402" target="_blank">Jay Z and Solange in the same shot.</a> But our theory is that he photobombed the girls, completely unbeknownst to his former assailant.Page Six is reporting that Kim and Kanye will take their guests on <a href="http://pagesix.com/2014/05/19/secret-details-for-kimyes-nuptials-revealed/" target="_blank">a private tour of Versailles</a> before their wedding, but hopefully it won't be so private that Kanye will be tempted to conceive another child among the wondrous sights, as <a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.eonline.com/news/542745/made-in-florence-kanye-west-says-he-thinks-daughter-north-was-conceived-among-the-masterpieces-of-the-renaissance&sa=U&ei=JVV7U9OgBMmNqgb7xIGgAg&ved=0CCIQFjAC&usg=AFQjCNHwbmug9DFpJzmZg1HJMvYOPvVPfg" target="_blank">he is wont to do.</a>But it might already be too late to expect good behavior. Kimye is already in Paris, and by <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2014/05/19/kim-kardashian-flaunt-her-assets-in-form-fitting-outfit-in-paris/" target="_blank">the looks of Kim's sideboob,</a> she already lost her bra somewhere between the airport and downtown Paris."Jersey Shore" personality Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi shared <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/snooki-sonogram-picture-pregnant-stars-baby-girl-applying-lipstick-2014195" target="_blank">a photo of her sonogram</a> on Instagram, and puzzlingly, the fetus isn't yet fist-pumping or falling down drunk on the dance floor.A new trailer for Marvel's <a href="http://www.cnet.com/news/new-guardians-of-the-galaxy-trailer-is-both-weird-wonderful/" target="_blank">"Guardians of the Galaxy"</a> movie is making the rounds, and by the end of it, you will believe that superheroes listen to Norman Greenbaum: Sources say Prince Harry and ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas arranged for <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/543128/are-prince-harry-and-cressida-bonas-getting-back-together" target="_blank">"a secret meet-up"</a> recently, hinting that a reunion might be on the way. That, or they were just exchanging cardboard boxes of each other's DVDs and pajama pants.Michael Jace, an actor who formerly starred on "The Shield," called 911 on Tuesday and <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/05/20/michael-jace-wife-found-dead-the-shield-actor-in-custody/">confessed to shooting his wife</a> of nine years.After a blogger called out "Full House" for idealizing a "distorted" reality (how timely of her!), John Stamos responded angrily, basically saying that "Full House" <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/john-stamos-defends-full-house-against-blogger-who-called-it-dumb-tv-2014205" target="_blank">was wholesome television.</a> In our heads, he followed that up with a delightfully sarcastic reading of "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqAqIj8Rdc" target="_blank">Have mercy!"</a>Lindsay Lohan arrived in Cannes over the weekend, where her first order of business was to upload <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/543377/lindsay-lohan-living-it-up-in-cannes-topless-selfies-private-jets-and-partying-on-a-yacht" target="_blank">a topless selfie</a> to Instagram. Arnold Schwarzenegger, too, paraded his <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2633317/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-shows-pecs-takes-selfie-tablet-sunbathing-session-Cannes.html" target="_blank">shirtless weathered torso</a> around Cannes this Sunday.And finally, <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-05-19/mcdonald-s-new-happy-meal-character-frightens-social-media-users.html" target="_blank">the new McDonald's mascot is terrifying,</a> at least according to social media. But remember when Burger King introduced "The King"? We cozied up to him after a while, and he looked like he'd murder us in our sleep. Just give it time, is what we're saying.