Meatballs, Imodium, superstitions & other deep thoughts with Dan Haren

CINCINNATI, OH - OCTOBER 01: Dan Haren #50 of the Chicago Cubs looks on from the dugout during the game against the Cincinnati Reds at Great American Ball Park on October 1, 2015 in Cincinnati, Ohio. The Cubs defeated the Reds 5-3. (Photo by Mark Cunningham/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

Right-hander Dan Haren might have retired following this past season, but his sense of humor remains as active as ever.

The three-time All-Star won 153 games during his 13-year major-league career, and he chose to share some of his most personal reflections on Monday while working out on an exercise bike.

Among the musings: