Former Kansas City Royal Mark Teahen Is Selling 'Entertainer's Paradise' in Scottsdale

Mark Teahen (2011 Jason Miller)

Front view.

Bedroom.

Retired baseball player Mark Teahen is selling his sprawling retirement party pad in Scottsdale, AZ, for $2.3 million. The utility man spent seven years in the majors, the bulk of them with the Kansas City Royals.

The 5,081-square-foot home is full of ways to spend the (not-so) lazy days of retirement. Out back, you'll find an in-ground trampoline, sport court with a professional hoop, putting green, and pool-spa combo. All the activity possibilities make sense: Teahen is only 34 and many decades away from the glacial pace of the golden years.

The four-bedroom home lives up to its billing as an "entertainer's paradise." Aside from the sporting stuff out back, there's a fire pit for cookouts, a misting system for cooling off, and a wet bar that opens to the patio.

The house also features scraped hardwood and travertine floors, wood ceilings, and a chef's kitchen with plenty of storage space for wine.

Speaking of vino, Teahen is now the proud owner of the Sorso Wine Room in Scottsdale. We'll toast to a successful sale of this desert beauty.