O'REILLY: It's business…

INGRAHAM: You're right.

O'REILLY: …not personal, sonny.

INGRAHAM: I agree 100 percent. And, Bill, when you see Barack Obama hopping over backyard fences and basically inserting himself into backyard barbecues and…

O'REILLY: Come on.

(LAUGHTER)

INGRAHAM: I mean, this is -- come on. This is what the president…

O'REILLY: Hopping over backyard fence.

INGRAHAM: Build the fence…

O'REILLY: Come on.

INGRAHAM: Build the fence higher. Now, I mean, it looks ridiculous. I mean, you're still arguing for Obamacare. It's like, "Excuse me, what do you have on the hibachi today?" I mean the whole thing is looking ridiculous.

O'REILLY: All right.

INGRAHAM: I'm sorry.

O'REILLY: I don't mind -- I don't mind the president going to the backyard barbecues. I wish he'd just come to mine.

INGRAHAM: Yes, exactly. Come on.

O'REILLY: Right? I have lots of good food in the fridge.

INGRAHAM: Yes. I'm sure, I'm sure.

O'REILLY: And I'm ready to share.

INGRAHAM: He doesn't like the "Pinheads and Patriots" photo, Bill. He doesn't like that.

O'REILLY: Why not? It's a great -- it's a very flattering photo.

INGRAHAM: No. He looks very gray in that photo. It's not a positive portrait.

O'REILLY: All right. Now, me -- talking about positive portraits -- Stewart and O'Reilly last night. Did you get anything out of that interview?

INGRAHAM: I did. You know what I felt after that? I was a bit saddened because Jon Stewart looked like the sad clown last night. You know, in the circus there's a happy clown and then there's a clown with a straight face and there's the sad clown. He just kind of seem sad. I mean he said, you know, Barack Obama governed as a visionary and he's like and now he's just a functionary. And he didn't even seem like he -- he didn't even get in the shots at you that I thought he'd get. He just seems demoralized and deflated. And then, O'Reilly, you have to hold up that book that weighs about 40 pounds of his.

O'REILLY: Yes.

INGRAHAM: That 12 people wrote. You went to hold that up and you just gratuitously flipped through that thing. Clearly, hadn't read it before the interview.

O'REILLY: I looked at it. It's not the kind of book that you read.

INGRAHAM: It was a sad clown moment.

O'REILLY: It's more of a picture book. There was like charts in there, graphs and…

INGRAHAM: And you brought up the "Planet of the Apes" thing. I mean, you're hitting him when he's down and I just felt…

O'REILLY: I'm not hitting him when he's down.

INGRAHAM: Sad clown.

O'REILLY: I thought he gave as good as he got.

INGRAHAM: Sad clown.

O'REILLY: I mean -- look -- look, you made the clown analogy. We're not calling Stewart a clown. I think Stewart is…

INGRAHAM: No. No. He's…

O'REILLY: I think Stewart is smarter than…

INGRAHAM: No. I mean, he's a comedian but sad.