Kristaps Porzingis is tall. Really tall. We're talking 7-foot-3 tall. Apparently, he might not be done growing.
KP said doctors at diff points in his life have told him he was done growing. Said it happened when he was 6'11" and 7 feet. Now he's 7'3"— Chris Herring (@HerringWSJ) January 1, 2016
KP, continued: "Who knows? Maybe I'll be 7'8", 7'9" ... 8 feet."— Chris Herring (@HerringWSJ) January 1, 2016
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OK, so he's joking. He's probably done growing, right? No reasonable person keeps growing past 7-foot-3 after age 20. It's just not a thing that happens in the real world. Then again, 7-foot-3 three-point shooters who can also slam putback dunks over opposing big men aren't a thing that exist in the real world, either. And yet, we're staring right at Porzingis every time we tune into a Knicks game.
Now's when we get to the hard-hitting questions, though.
Reporter to KP: "Have you gone out at all this season?" KP: "I'm only 20 years old." Reporter: "You don't have a fake ID?"— Chris Herring (@HerringWSJ) January 1, 2016
Bouncer looks up, first question: "Says right here you're 5-foot-11. That right?" https://t.co/ST55j0FaLA— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) January 1, 2016
@FredKatz "It doesn't even have a first name. It just says 'McLatvian'"— Robert Silverman (@BobSaietta) January 1, 2016
You better believe McLatvian is 25 years old.