This is what's happening in our world, gossip-wise:
Jennifer Aniston wore a two-piece red suit — with no shirt or bra underneath — to the Critic's Choice Awards on Thursday evening in Hollywood (below). Unfortunately, she didn't end up taking home any Critics' Choice Awards at the ceremony, but she did earn herself the Critics' Chest Award from cleavage connoisseurs everywhere.
If you're anything like us, you're already addicted to We TV's "Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars." Before checking out tonight's episode, watch the video above to learn more about "Real Housewives" stars Aviva and Reid Drescher, and why they decided to sign up for basic (marriage) training.
Back at the Critics' Choice Awards, director Richard Linklater and his film "Boyhood" won big, taking home the awards for Best Director and Best Picture. "Birdman," however, won the most awards of the night (7), meaning that the Oscar race is probably between a boy and a bird.
Earlier this week, Taylor Swift stepped out in a short white dress that showcased her tremendously long legs (below). Reports indicate she was headed to a workout session at Ballet Bodies in West Hollywood, but that can't be right, because she's already got a ballerina's body. Perhaps she's the instructor? That's the only way this makes sense.
Variety reports that Rosie Perez has chosen to leave ABC's "The View" after only four months with the show, and presumably with most of her hearing still intact.
Kensington Palace has created an official Instagram page for Prince William, Kate Middleton and Prince Harry, but don't expect any juicy swimsuit selfies or drunken party pics. Judging by the first several posts (see one below), this is going to be one of those boring Instagram accounts that you'll regret signing up for, only to stop following after a few months.
"Vampire Diaries" actor Ian Somerhalder and "Twilight" actress Nikki Reed are engaged, according to E! News. The two have only been dating for six months or so, but probably bonded heavily over the pressures of portraying pretty vampire-people on screen.
In addition to Katy Perry's half-time show, Super Bowl XLIX will feature performances by Idina Menzel and John Legend singing the National Anthem and "America the Beautiful," respectively. There's no word yet on whether Menzel or Legend will also join Perry during half-time, or if there will be too many unicorns and/or dancing candy canes on her stage.
On Thursday's episode of "Watch What Happens Live," Gwyneth Paltrow admitted that the hardest drug she ever ingested was ecstasy (below). But we assume it was sugar- and gluten-free ecstasy, and made from only organic, free-range MDMA.
Earlier this week, Bette Midler announced on Twitter that she dropped her iPhone in the toilet, and after burying it in uncooked rice to absorb the moisture, she came back to find a worm crawling out of the headphone jack. It's shocking and all, but we just hope she wasn't tweeting all of this on said iPhone, with her filthy, wormy, toilety fingers.
And finally, Skinnygirl Cocktails mogul (and "Real Housewives of New York City" star) Bethenny Frankel is reportedly trying to develop a Skinnygirl-branded strain of marijuana that prevents users from getting the munchies, and thus getting fat. If successful, we expect the factory that makes Funyuns to go out of business within weeks.