Is it even worth making a pun about this?
To top off a week of ridiculousness that included posting a topless photo of herself online (who needs Internet hackers when the celebrities give away the nude shots) and calling Katy Perry a “slut” (along with making everyone a little uncomfortable in the process), Miley Cyrus got up close and personal with a giant, inflatable penis during a concert in Santiago, Chile.
Seriously, she did that.
In a possible nod to the Rolling Stones notorious onstage “member” from the band’s 1975 tour, the pop princess is seen strutting around onstage with the inflatable wiener and suggestively putting the blow-up boner in places that would need to be blurred out on network television.
This is not the first time that Cyrus has unleashed a giant penis onstage. She first flirted with the big, fake male member at a concert in London.
Miley Cyrus Fights Dominican Republic’s Ruling Banning Her From Performing Next Week
Miley Cyrus Concert In Dominican Republic Canceled By Government On Moral Grounds
Miley Cyrus fined in Mexico for her lewd performance with the national flag
Best pix of the week
Gov. Martinez riding coalition with conservative
Besides the erection incident, the 21-year old singer posted a topless photo of herself in a bubble bath on the social media platform Instagram. Cyrus, however, snuck that past the service's censors by strategically placing two disco ball graphics over her nipples.
She added a comment to the post that was designed to deflate the haters: "I'll say b4 any of you get the pleasure: #SLUT."
The doctored picture was one of a series of photos she posted that were apparently taken after her performance in São Paulo, Brazil. They show Cyrus taking a bubble bath in her hotel tub, suggestively blowing foam at the camera.
All in all, her Latin American Bangerz tour – which began in Mexico with her doing unspeakable things to the beloved flag of that country and spitting on a fan – is turning out to be quite the cock-up.