Here's what's happening:
Mindy Kaling's calling some of her fans "pervs" after she made her debut on the cover of Elle magazine. There's other controversy swirling around the cover as well, over how Kaling was cropped vs. several other actresses featured in the issue.
Jessica Simpson will be tying the knot this year. At least she hopes so.
Kraft said they're experiencing a Velveeta shortage ahead of Super Bowl Sunday, but they also claim that they haven't yet heard any complaints from customers. So, by our math, that means Kraft is over-estimating the popularity of their Velveeta cheese-like substance. The shortage even has its own twitter hashtag, #cheesepocaplyse.
After reaching the South Pole on his Walking With the Wounded challenge, "True Blood" actor Alexander Skarsgard celebrated by posing for a picture while completely nude, outdoors, reading, and using a toilet.
Lindsay Lohan says her laptop was stolen in a Shanghai airport, and she'll do "whatever it takes" to get it back. And considering that the world has already seen her nude in Playboy and "The Canyons," there must be something very incriminating on that computer.
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Rumors are circulating that Madonna is dating yet another one of her backup dancers (26-year-old Timor Steffens), proving that she's unwilling to expand her dating pool beyond her personal rehearsal studio.
Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with his swimsuit/supermodel girlfriend Alyssa Miller, because when you're Jake Gyllenhaal, there's always another swimsuit/supermodel girlfriend to be had.
The "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" clan was involved in a car accident that left them with several real boo boos.
Leonardo DiCaprio told Ellen DeGeneres that he almost got eaten by a great white shark in 2006. "It was absolutely terrifying," he said.
Despite getting engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson in 2010, Jessica Simpson says 2014 is the year they'll finally get married. Maybe.
Candace Cameron of "Full House" fame says that she takes more of a "submissive" role in her marriage to husband Val Bure. "I allow him to make the final choice," she said, sometimes even at the detriment of her family.
According to an engineer at Death Row Records, Tupac Shakur auditioned for a role in "Star Wars: Episode 1" that eventually went to Samuel L. Jackson.
Victoria's Secret model Cara Delevingne was canoodling (and maybe making out) with "Fast and Furious" actress Michelle Rodriguez at a Knicks game.
And Ben Affleck is canoodling with a corpse on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.
Former "Bachelorette" contestant Emily Maynard got engaged to her boyfriend Tyler Johnson.
Hugh Jackman got himself a mullet for his latest movie and shared a picture on Instagram.
And finally, Elle magazine says Puerto Rican model Joan Smalls has "the planet's most perfect face."