Porn Plot: Vivid's Sordid Plans for Octomom | The Real Reason Why Kim Kardashian Refused to Be Photographed From Her Most Famous Angle: Behind | Kendra Wilkinson Can’t Stay Away From "Playboy" | Sean Penn Parties With Ex-Wife Madonna

Porn Plot: Vivid's Sordid Plans for Octomom

You may want to take a shower after reading this.

Vivid Entertainment has offered Nadya "Octomom" Suleman $1 million to star in a pornographic video. Now Tarts has learned the disgusting details of what they want Octomom to do.

They want Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets in January, to have sex in eight different scenes with eight different men.

"The number eight is obviously heavily associated with her so we would like to work with that," Vivid’s CEO Stephen Hirsch told Tarts. "But we would really love just to sit down and talk with her and come up with something she feels comfortable with. We want her to be involved with the whole thing from the plot line to the packaging."

Hirsch says Suleman has received their offer and is considering it. Suleman did not return calls for comment.

"She’s struggling financially and this is a woman who wants to provide for her kids," Hirsch said. "This way she can hold her head high and not be using taxpayers money to support her family."

However, the New York Post's Cindy Adams is reporting that Octomom has been looking at $1 million houses in the Los Angeles area.

So maybe - let's all pray - she doesn't need the money.

UPDATE: Octomom is keeping her clothes on! "Those guys at Vivid video must be nuts!" she told Radaronline.com. " Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away." Tarts think she's kidding...?

The Real Reason Why Kim Kardashian Refused to Be Photographed From Her Most Famous Angle: Behind

Kim Kardashian turned up to the Stardust Pictures Pre-Oscar bash at Haven House last week looking like her absolutely stunning self in a belted Halston dress, but while posing on the red carpet she refused photographers the opportunity to shoot her best asset.

The snappers angrily yelled for the curvaceous Kardashian to pull her signature pose and turn for a back shot, but Kim politely declined with the excuse that she didn’t like the back of her dress. Also chiming from the carpet was sister Kourtney who strongly advised Kim not to twist her body for photos.

It turns out that aesthetic issues with her dress weren’t the real problem - poor Kim was suffering a wardrobe malfunction in the form of the dreaded wedgie! The reality starlet and little sis were on hand as stars like Zooey Deschanel, Alyssa Milano and Dana Delany shot a PSA for American Photo Magazine and The Creative Coalition to bring back the arts into education, but Kim was pretty quick to scoot off. …

And even though he is heir to an oil empire, Jason "Gummy Bear" Davis wore his pajamas to the swanky soiree, along with a leg cast. Mind you, nothing is wrong with his leg. Welcome to Hollywood.

Kendra Wilkinson Can’t Stay Away From "Playboy"

Just because she moved out of the iconic Mansion and ended things with Hugh Hefner doesn’t mean that Kendra Wilkinson has totally left her "Playboy" life behind.

The busty blonde hit up the famous "Playboy Club" at the Palms Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas on Tuesday night to host February’s "Playboy Club Model Search," and it seems her bunny association has hopped into her new E! reality spin-off show. Kendra’s crew was on hand filming her at the popular club, and also as she dined with her Playmate pals at Simon Palms Place. And of course, she stayed in the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa in the fantasy tower.

But while Miss Wilkinson is soon to become Mrs. Hank Baskett, it looks like things aren’t so lucky-in-love for Holly Madison. According to E! News, Hef’s former first lady and magician Criss Angel recently split. And even though the couple was spotted out and about on The Strip all over each other at least three nights per week, their romance has reportedly been rocky for quite some time.

Sean Penn Parties With Ex-wife Madonna

Just because they divorced back in 1989 doesn’t mean there is still bad blood between Sean Penn and Madonna. Following the star-studded Vanity Fair affair after the Oscars on Sunday night, Pop Tarts can reveal that Penn joined his former flame for her exclusive party at manager Guy Oseary’s house in the Hollywood Hills.

The party kicked off just before midnight and attracted an (almost) all A-list crowd including Penn, Natalie Portman, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, Sharon Stone, Melanie Griffith, Adam Sandler, Eve, Chris Rock, Penelope Cruz, Diddy and Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson (of course).

Diddy sponsored the star-studded soiree with his Ciroc Vodka, and the day before the bash, decided he wanted to fly in from New York his personal DJ, DJ Kiss, even though Madge already had someone else booked. Madonna obviously liked what she heard, as she danced like a total pro in the middle of the floor until the early hours.

And thank goodness the party was packed with beefy security guards because Penn and Cruz left their precious Oscars on the DJ booth for all to see while they joined in the festivities.

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