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Here's what's going on out there, people:

Wondering what Kate Upton is up to? The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model is now appearing in a commercial (below) for one of those free, medieval-themed online mobile phone games. So, in other words, she's decided to appear in something else that teenage boys can easily get their grubby hands on.

Most people have a preference when it comes to steakhouse side dishes, but anybody who doesn't prefer the wedge salad at Del Frisco's Steakhouse in New York is wrong. Watch the video above to see how it's made, then follow along with the

Australian actor Chris Hemsworth has been named PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive. And judging by the magazine's December cover (below), they also give nods to Hemsworth's "Thor" co-star Idris Elba and "Guardians of the Galaxy" actor Chris Pratt." So basically, PEOPLE has chosen its sexiest men exclusively from a pool of Marvel superheroes.

Zayn Malik of One Direction is angry with Matt Lauer, reportedly because he felt Lauer was insinuating that he had a drug problem after the 21-year-old failed to appear with his bandmates on Monday's episode of "Today." (We imagine that Al Roker, ever the 1D fan, is torn between his two favorite men right now.)

Just days after lashing out at body-shaming bullies on Instagram, Victoria's Secret model Sara Sampaio shared a behind-the-scenes bikini photo (emphasis on behind) from a recent shoot in St. Barth's (below). It's the most effective argument against her body-shamers, because she clearly has nothing to be ashamed of:

During an interview on Australian TV, Kim Kardashian claimed that she wasn't Photoshopped on her infamous Paper magazine cover, but instead arched her back and used "muscles" balance that champagne glass on her rear end. In other clearly false news, Batman is now the vice president of Guam.

On Tuesday, Rihanna arrived for an AIDS benefit in L.A. wearing an uncharacteristically conservative blazer/skirt combo (below). Apparently, she felt the subject demanded a certain amount of gravitas, and only a hint of tattooed cleavage.

Former "SNL" castmember Bill Hader and wife Maggie welcomed a third daughter on Saturday. In keeping with the tradition of giving their kids only "H" names (they've already got a Harper and a Hannah), they named her Hayley Hader. In doing so, they're also keeping with the tradition of confusing the hell out of the girls' grandparents.

In other "SNL"-castmember-becoming-a-dad news, Jason Sudekis recently told David Letterman that he went out for Taco Bell and a few drinks while fiancee Olivia Wilde was in labor with their son (watch below), most likely because he didn't want Olivia to be the only one of them experiencing intense abdominal pain.

The TV Land sitcom "Hot in Cleveland" just got canceled after six seasons, leaving series stars Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, Wendie Malick and Betty White without any Midwestern cities to be "hot" in. If you or someone you know happens to live in the greater Cleveland area and know of a city that needs some hottening, please write your local congressperson.

And finally, deceased reggae musician Bob Marley will soon be the face of his own branded strain of marijuana. This news probably comes as a shock to most reggae fans and frat guys, who already saw Marley as the face of every strain of marijuana.