Man Gets Caught Hiding Behind A Cactus After Driving Drunk While Having Sex

Luis Briones

Luis Briones  (The Albuquerque Journal)

This is not how you should multitask.

A New Mexico man is facing multiple charges after police say he was caught having sex with a woman while driving drunk, ultimately crashing and ejecting the woman from the vehicle.

According to The Albuquerque Journal, 25-year-old Luis Briones was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night after he wrecked his Ford Explorer.

Police say Briones' female passenger was found naked outside the SUV after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head but was in stable condition when she was sent to the hospital.

Authorities say Briones tried to drive away after the crash and leave his passenger behind, but a witness grabbed his keys from the ignition.

Apparently refusing to keep his pants on after being arrested, the report also alleged he tried to hide from responding officers behind a cactus.

Briones is charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.

“Mr. Briones was observed to be having sexual intercourse with the passenger and sped off… at a high rate of speed,” a police officer wrote in the criminal complaint. “Their activities presented a danger to others in the roadway as exhibited by the accident.”

No attorney was listed for him.

Based on reporting by The Associated Press.

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