Hip to Be Square

Everyone is convinced Tuesday night's vice presidential debate (search) will be a classic dual of styles: The Grump versus The Hunk; Darth Vader meets Luke Skywalker.

I ain't buying a stitch of it.

My prediction? Don't assume the good-looking guy wins.

I'm not taking sides here, but I see a sea change going on here: Balding, overweight guys are cool. But of particular solace to this reporter, chunks are hunks. And I couldn't be happier myself, because mine has been a lonely march.

Tonight, the tide could turn. I think because we're more scared today, we're frankly open to scary looking people leading us today.

Our world has a long and rich history of turning to dour and homely looking guys in times of crisis. The British in World War II turned to Winston Churchill — clearly no looker. And this nation, ahead of the Civil War, to Abraham Lincoln — no cover story on GQ he!

Right now, there's a revolution in this country and ugly, unassuming people are leading it — and yes, broadcasting it.

Pity for me that in the world of business news, I'm competing with similarly hideous types. So it's kind of like a battle of Quasimodos for Q-ratings.

But that's another story. Here's the real story: Do not assume for a minute that just because yours truly didn't make the Playgirl list of hunky broadcasters, that I didn't make a similar list in, say, Popular Mechanics or Nature magazine.

Because I'll tell you what — and let this be a warning to Shepard Smith and Sean Hannity, our resident Playgirl pinups — this overweight Italian business anchor has your number. And doesn't the nation — and Dick Cheney — know it.

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Neil Cavuto serves as senior vice president, anchor and managing editor for both FOX News Channel (FNC) and FOX Business Network (FBN). He is anchor of FNC's Your World with Cavuto - the number one rated cable news program for the 4 p.m. timeslot - as well as the FNC Saturday show Cavuto on Business. He also hosts Cavuto on FBN weeknights at 8 p.m. In addition to anchoring daily programs and breaking news specials on FNC and FBN, Cavuto oversees business news content for both networks and FNC's weekend business shows, including Bulls & Bears, Forbes on Fox, and Cashin' In. Click here for more on Neil Cavuto.