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Zach Banner and seven other huge men walk into an elevator. That's the punchline.

On Friday night, the 360-pound USC offensive lineman and seven of his teammates defied the posted weight limit -- whatever it was, they went waaaay over it -- and got stuck between floors.

Despite the horror, the heat and the smell, they made the most of a bad situation. Here' the play-by-play, courtesy of Banner.

First comes the terrifying reality:

Then, the fire department arrives (with snacks, adding more weight to the elevator):

And then panic sets in (kinda):

Then, the sweat ... and the smell:

Finally, after about an hour, the relief: