Zach Banner and seven other huge men walk into an elevator. That's the punchline.
On Friday night, the 360-pound USC offensive lineman and seven of his teammates defied the posted weight limit -- whatever it was, they went waaaay over it -- and got stuck between floors.
Despite the horror, the heat and the smell, they made the most of a bad situation. Here' the play-by-play, courtesy of Banner.
First comes the terrifying reality:
Then, the fire department arrives (with snacks, adding more weight to the elevator):
And then panic sets in (kinda):
Then, the sweat ... and the smell:
Finally, after about an hour, the relief: