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School lesson: Prudence had sex with 21 men & 3 women...

Todd Starnes

I received an email the other day from one of our readers in Scotland County, Missouri. 

Her daughter came home from school with a jaw-dropping assignment full of sexually suggestive language. 

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It was a word problem about a relationship between a man named Larry and a woman named Prudence. Prudence, as the assignment goes, had sex with 21 men and 3 women and engaged in "heavy petting."

"What percentage of time will Prudence be inhibited in bed with Larry, and consequently fake orgasm to ease his pride?"

A few thoughts, good readers.

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Todd Starnes is host of Fox News & Commentary. His latest book is “The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again.” Follow him on Twitter @ToddStarnes and find him on Facebook.