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The collective freakout from the crybaby left is now reaching mind-numbing levels.

Let's go through the very latest ridiculous examples. According to The Washington Free Beacon, the public relations company founded by CNN commentator and alt-radical leftist Van Jones is working with Republican Electoral College electors who plan on voting against Donald Trump on Dec. 19.

The New York Times Magazine reports that the Trump victory is so devastating to liberal women in Washington that they're now cutting their hair and dying it black to somehow feel empowered to oppose President-elect Trump.

And that's not all. The Washington Post ran a story of what crybaby lefties are now calling the "Trump 10." You know how you send your kids off to college, they gain 10 pounds the first year? Well, Clinton voters are apparently so upset at Trump that they are pigging out and packing on pounds.

And Cosmopolitan magazine put out an article with this headline: "I haven't had sex in weeks and I blame Donald Trump."

Over at ABC’s "The View," we have Joy Behar and others losing their collective minds over the election. It's like they've got three Rosie O'Donnells.

“One smart person said that they think that what's going to really happen is the Republicans are going to turn on him... and Pence will eventually start doing to presidency,” Joy Behar said.

“Watch your uterus,” Whoopi Goldberg chimed in. “That's all I'm saying. This new administration is bringing in something we haven't seen in a long time.”

“Mental illness,” Behar replied.

Ladies, your uteruses will be fine.

President Obama's close adviser, Valerie Jarrett, said Trump’s victory was “like a punch in the stomach, let's say. Soul crushing might be another description.”

Oh, it is all so very sad.

Of course, left-wing Hollywood can't take it, either. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Tina Fey claimed that President Trump will turn the country into “Nazi” America. And under uber-liberal Michael Moore is saying Republicans are going to bring about an onslaught of suffering from day one.

“The majority of Americans -- let's say it again -- wanted Hillary Clinton,” Moore said. “The majority of Americans did not want Donald Trump. It is the responsibility of this minority of Democrats in Congress to block, obstruct, disrupt and do whatever they can to prevent the onslaught that is going to happen with Donald Trump.”

Michael, calm down. The suffering happened under Obama. Thirteen million more Americans are on food stamps, 8 million more are in poverty and we have the lowest labor participation rate since the 1970s. All because of Obama's policies.

Finally, CNN’s Chris Cuomo actually compared the president-elect and Scott Pruitt, his nominee to head the Environmental Protection Agency, to segregationists. In doing so, Cuomo steamrolled over his co-host, who at least tried to interject some fairness into an otherwise loony colloquy.

“He -- you know, he hasn't denied global warming. He has said -- ,” co-host Alisyn Camerota said.

“Says it's far from settled,” Cuomo snapped. “Either you accept the science, or you don't. Ninety-nine percent of the scientific community says global warming is impacted by man.”

“CNN says the number is 90 percent --,” Camerota offered.

“People thought the world was flat,” Cumo thundered. “People thought blacks and whites shouldn't marry. People thought blacks shouldn't be equal. That doesn't mean that you accept it as fact as a leader.”

All of this is beyond ridiculous. But what it all really means is this: They lost, they can't handle it.

And, hopefully, America won.