So last night we discussed Chris Titus's jokey death threat directed at Sarah Palin on"The Adam Carolla Show."

Roll it.

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CHRISTOPHER TITUS, COMEDIAN: You know what, man? I am going to literally, if she gets elected president, I am going to hang out on the grassy knoll all the time just loaded and ready because you know what? It's for my country. It's for my country.

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After an outcry, he apologized. On Facebook he wrote:

"More than anything, I made a joke about a horrible tragedy that befell a great president. To the Kennedy family, my heartfelt apologies. To Ms. Palin's family, this would infuriate me if it were said about my family. Apologies to you as well. "

But he couldn't stop there. His apology became, well, not an apology, he says:

"The comment was based on the fact that America has set the bar so low with what we accept as a possible leader. Just imagine Sarah Palin sitting in a negotiation with Putin, Ahmadinejad or Hu Jintao."

See, he made the joke cause he thinks she's dumb. Anyway, that was brave!

He continues:

"Common sense would tell anyone that I was not actually threatening to kill anyone."

Really? Once again...

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TITUS: ... man? I am going to literally, if she gets elected president, I am going to hang out on the grassy knoll all the time just loaded and ready because you know what? It's for my country. It's for my country.

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See, you said literally, which means, you know, literally.

If you were kidding, there should be no "literally." Maybe I'm a stickler here.

Anyway, Titus, literally, ends on a sour note. He writes:

"I wish this many people had gotten fired up in May when Insight Youth Project held a comedy show to raise money to get homeless teens off the streets."

See, what he did there?

Making a bad joke is small potatoes compared to you greedy, heartless people ignoring homeless teens! Titus cares about homeless teens, so get off his homeless teen-loving back!

Well, Chris, I care about homeless teens too. Some say, too much.

But maybe it's better if you didn't apologize. In a way, you're like Anthony Weiner's penis, you don't benefit from the exposure.

And if you disagree with me, I was hacked.

-- Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye" weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com