It’s a typical Saturday night at a popular neighborhood watering hole and the walls are lined with questionable suitors eyeing the singles at the bar. A woman wanders over to order a drink with her friends and suddenly, as if appearing out of thin air, one of the suitors knocks her out with, "Is your name fajita? 'Cuz you’re sizzling." Clearly she's in for a long evening.
Cheesy pickup lines are the bread and butter for the game of any person that has very little game to speak of. It’s tough to imagine a scenario where laying a line as cringe-worthy as "Hey baby, can I butter your biscuit?" on a potential mate would make them fall madly in love, but that doesn’t keep the average person from trying it out at some point or another.
That said, for the hopeless romantics (and food lovers) out there who can’t help but be convinced that the right pickup line could someday hook the love of their life, The Daily Meal is here to lend a hand. Take a look through this collection of one-liners crafted to tug at the heartstrings of fellow food lovers everywhere.
"Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?"
"Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage."
"Your name must be Jelly... ‘cuz jam don't shake like that."
"Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet."
"They call me the king… ‘cuz you can have me your way (Burger King)."
"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning."
"You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts."
"I know we just met, but will you marinade me?"
"You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doin’ my body good."
"Do you like strawberries or blueberries? ‘Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning."
"Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet ‘cuz you got a fine grind goin’ on."
"Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are."
"I’m a locavore… I got all I need right in front of me."
"I can last longer than cast iron."
"You’re my missing ingredient."
"Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you."
"You’re spicier than Sriracha."
"How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?"
"Staring at you is better than looking at food porn."
"Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table."
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