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Kathy Griffin says Ashton Kutcher’s actually a “d-bag.”

Griffin’s new book is “an A-Z compendium of the celebrities [the comic’s] met over the years,” from Michael Jackson to Kutcher.

“We co-hosted a charity event in 2005 for uBid.com,” she writes in “Kathy Griffin’s Celebrity Run-Ins,” out from Flatiron Books. “Kutcher, my co-host, did not speak to me once. It was bizarre and rude and made me feel as if he thought I was beneath him … Three years later, I’m grabbing something to eat … and who should walk in but Kutcher and Demi Moore. I smiled and waved. Nothin’. If you won’t say hi to me in the Mexican takeout joint, you’re a d-bag.”

Griffin celebrated her book this week at hot spot Casa Neta.

“She ordered tres leches cake for the table and told the waiter, ‘No fruit or weird stuff! Just leche, leche, leche!’” a spy said.

This article originally appeared in the New York Post's Page Six.