Chrissy Teigen's Cleavagey Cookbook, Cooklyn's Saucy Lobster Mac and Cheese, and More

Here's what everybody's gabbing about:

• Over the weekend on Instagram, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen shared several photos from her upcoming cookbook, teasing us with dishes such as roasted chicken, crab cake Benedict, and of course, big plates of linguine with side orders of massive cleavage (below). With such mixtures of food and flesh, Teigen's upcoming cookbook will no doubt become a staple in George Costanza's kitchen.

• Speaking of saucy dishes, we recently stopped by Cooklyn restaurant in Brooklyn to learn the secret to a perfect plate of lobster mac and cheese, and it's actually much easier than we thought. Watch the video below to learn the decadent secret from Cooklyn chef Anthony Theocaropoulos, then (Cleavage is optional, of course.)

<p>• Just in case you missed it, <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/miss-oklahoma-olivia-jordan-wins-miss-usa-contest-030351564.html" target="_blank">Olivia Jordan of Oklahoma was crowned Miss USA</a> at Sunday night's pageant (below), which ended up airing on the Reelz network after NBC refused to broadcast it. But who are we kidding? Of course you missed it. <em>It ended up airing on the Reelz network after NBC refused to broadcast it. </em></p> <p></p> <p>• Former &quot;Beverly Hills: 90210&quot; actress <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jennie-garth-marries-david-abrams-details-celeb-guests-2015127" target="_blank">Jennie Garth married boyfriend David Abrams</a> at her ranch in Los Olivos, California, on Saturday. This is her third marriage, but hopefully only her penultimate marriage before she finally realizes that she and Steve were meant to be together.</p> <p>• Warner Bros. debuted <a href="http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-trailer-comic-con-20150711-story.html" target="_blank">a new trailer</a> for &quot;Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice&quot; at San Diego's Comic-Con on Saturday. You can watch it below if you're still somehow curious as to who would win in a fight between an omnipotent god-man from outer space and a rich guy with a tool belt. </p> <p></p> <p>• At her Friday and Saturday concert dates in New Jersey, Taylor Swift welcomed <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/07/12/taylor-swift-love-story-includes-fans-friends-and-us-womens-soccer-team/">several surprise guests</a> to the stage including: models Lily Aldridge, Gigi Hadid, Martha Hunt, Candice Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo and Heidi Klum; actresses Uzo Aduba, Lena Dunham and Hailee Steinfeld; singers Nick Jonas and The Weeknd; and the <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/167784_taylor_swift_girl_squad_just_got_even_more_epic_thanks_to_the_women_world_cup_team/" target="_blank">champion U.S. women's soccer team.</a> Meanwhile, we imagine her Aunt Mildred in Paramus keeps wondering why Taylor couldn't even call to say hi.</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/4_TUqaDvIU/" target="_blank">A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift)</a> on</p> Jul 11, 2015 at 1:26am PDT</div> </blockquote> <p>• Carrie Underwood <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/carrie-underwood-locked-car_55a2b0e3e4b0b8145f72ed4d?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&amp;ir=Entertainment&amp;section=entertainment" target="_blank">accidentally locked her newborn son inside her car</a> on Saturday — or as she explains, her <em>dogs</em> accidentally locked her newborn son in the car — and she had to have her brother-in-law smash the window open to free the child. In related news, <em>our</em> dogs broke into the office kitchen and accidentally ate all the microwave popcorn. Dogs are so crazy, are we right?</p> <p>• A $1 million reward has been offered for a specific pair of <a href="http://bigstory.ap.org/article/958ee83929104907b80b387d92bb71e8/1-million-reward-offered-stolen-judy-garland-slippers" target="_blank">Judy Garland's ruby slippers</a> from &quot;The Wizard of Oz,&quot; which were recently stolen from a Minnesota museum. (Apparently, there are multiple pairs on display across the country, in addition to those at the Smithsonian.) Police have presumably started an investigation, but it's unlear if they've questioned the most likely culprits: <em>Carrie Underwood's dogs.</em></p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p>• On Saturday, Rob Lowe shared a video of himself <a href="http://www.people.com/article/rob-lowe-sound-music-twitter-video" target="_blank">spinning around shirtless and lip-synching</a> along to the chorus of &quot;The Sound of Music&quot; from the film of the same name (below). And if this took place in his Hollywood Hills home, we're betting the hills really <em>were</em> alive with the sound of music, albeit just these ten seconds, over and over, until Rob got a take he liked enough to share with followers. </p> <blockquote> <p dir="ltr" lang="en" xml:lang="en">This is what I'm doing on my Saturday night. Enjoy. <a href="http://t.co/Vak9gDCVYC" target="_blank">pic.twitter.com/Vak9gDCVYC</a></p> — Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) <a href="https://twitter.com/RobLowe/status/620120791187718144" target="_blank">July 12, 2015</a></blockquote> <p>• And finally, 21st Century Fox is reportedly planning to debut <a href="http://www.thedailymeal.com/official-duff-beer-simpsons-chile-europe/71215" target="_blank">an official version of the fictional Duff Beer</a> seen on &quot;The Simpsons.&quot; However, Fox still has no discernible intentions to make <a href="http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Vincent_Price's_Egg_Magic" target="_blank">Vincent Price's Egg Magic</a> egg-decorating kit a reality. </p>