If you're like us, you probably think you'd fare pretty well on "Family Feud." But you're forgetting one hugely important factor that determines your family's overall success: your dumb brother Eugene.
You see, Eugene's mind doesn't work like the rest of ours. Whereas you might answer "chicken!" when asked to name a barnyard animal, Eugene says "hippo," either because he's nervous, or because he's never seen a farm before, or because he's just super, super dumb.
The worst part? Eugene would be on your team. Not because you want him there, and certainly not because you need him there, but because your mother would disown you if you didn't include him on the panel.
But hey, at least he'd be entertaining. For proof, look no further than the following "Eugenes" who tried their best, only to give ridiculous answers when asked…
"During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?"
There are only so many ways to answer this question — or so you'd think, until you hear Cathy's response.
"Name something that follows the word 'pork.'"
At first, we thought Punkin's excited declaration of "LOIN!" was the silly part of this clip, but then we met her teammate Will. So whatever you do, stay tuned for Will.
"Name a food that makes noise when you eat it."
Apparently, Mike isn't familiar with potato chips or carrots. Note the disappointed look on his father's face when they flash to the panel 19 seconds in.
"Name a job that's dirty, but someone has to do it."
Rocco gives a pretty shocking answer in the clip above, but what we'd really like to see is footage of Rocco's next family gathering, when he has to face his disappointed relatives.
"Name something you make conversation about when you meet a stranger."
Sure, Ginny's answer didn't really make a lick of sense, but Richard Dawson is going a little hard on her, isn't he?
"Name something men wear to bed."
Wait for the part where the Daniels family tries to steal. Elizabeth has long ago decided to stop giving a flip about what might be on the board, and just says what she knows to be true.
"Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house."
"I know you're right … but, what are the chances?" lamented Steve Harvey after hearing Rod's answer. (To Rod's credit, the judges somewhat agreed.)
"Besides America, name a country that starts with the letter A."
Does anybody playing this game know what a country is?
"Name an animal with three letters in its name."
Technically, both the animals Bob and Bob Jr. named do have three letters in their names. They've just got a few extra, too.
"Name something women wear that was obviously designed my a man because it's uncomfortable but sexy."
After watching this video 15 times, we're almost positive that Rylan, the contestant, gave his baffling answer on purpose, so that it might one day be uploaded to YouTube. That's the only explanation we can imagine.