Watch the first clip from Lifetime's 'Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story'

A photo of the cast from "The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story." (Lifetime)

If you thought Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor was the worst Lifetime could do, you were sorely mistaken. The first clip of "The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story" has arrived and is set to spit on your memories of the show.

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The sneak peek features the "Saved by the Bell" cast bickering during a photo shoot. Or at least, we're supposed to believe they're the cast. It's as though the casting directors didn't even try. (A blonde wig does not a Zack Morris make.) However, because of this — and the fact that Bell Biv Devoe's "Poison" plays almost in its entirely — the clip only makes us more excited to watch this train wreck.

"The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story" premieres Monday on Lifetime.