Here's what's on our radar today:
On Sunday, Taylor Swift surprised a six-year-old leukemia patient at a Boston hospital and treated him to an impromptu performance of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" (below). You'd better prepare your heartstrings for a substantial tugging before clicking play.
Gwyneth Paltrow revealed to Hello! magazine that her beauty regimen consists of $5,240 Thermage facials, which she likens to "having your face smacked with a rubber band that has an electric shock in it." In other words, somebody routinely zaps Paltrow in the face with a painful laser, then gets paid handsomely for it.
Blake Shelton announced the title of his upcoming 11th album, which he's decided to call "Bringing Back the Sunshine." Where the sunshine went, he's yet to reveal. But he pretty optimistic he's going to get it back by the album's release date of September 30.
As evidenced by Kim Kardashian's Instagram account, Kate Moss partied with Kim, Kanye and Naomi Campbell in Ibiza, Spain, apparently after being caught in a fisherman's net earlier in the evening. Way to regroup and save face, Kate.
After briefly flirting with an orange hairdo last month, Kristen Stewart has gone back to being a brunette. She's kept that same disinterested face, though.
The stars of the CBS series "The Big Bang Theory" have settled their contract negotiations, and will reportedly earn around $1 million each per episode. Or at least that's true of the man two nerds and the girl; the other two dweebs and Blossom, who knows.
Sylvester Stallone is planning an "Expendables" spin-off called "The Expendabelles," which will focus on a team of female mercenaries. (Fifty bucks says Helen Mirren will reluctantly join this thing.)
Last Friday, Bruce Jenner debuted a brand new orange mullet while out for coffee in Calabasas, California. Afterward, he presumably got into his time machine and attended an early-'80s Styx concert.
Sandra Bullock has been named Hollywood's highest earning actress by Forbes, beating out America's other sweetheart, Jennifer Lawrence, for the top spot. Lawrence, however, can take solace in the fact that she'd undoubtedly win in a one-on-one Hunger Game.
Kim Kardashian wore a low-cut robe/shirt/bustier and participated in a diaper-changing contest (below) with Jimmy Kimmel on Monday's episode of "Jimmy Kimmel Live," likely because she had nothing to actually say.
Today marks the 52nd anniversary of It's almost unbelivable to think that if she hadn't passed on August 5, 1962, she'd be 88 years old today — and, in all likelyhood, playing a supporting role on a cheesy CBS sitcom.
On Monday, supermodel Cara Delevingne uploaded not one but two bacon-centric video clips to her Vine account (one is embedded below). And if there's anything we can take away from this nonsense, it's that Delevingne does a spot-on impression of that dog in the Beggin' Strips commercial.
LeAnn Rimes told Fox 411 that she's thinking of designing her own bikini collection. “I’ve worn so many bikinis that I know what works and what doesn’t," she said. Though, in Rimes' mind, the things that don't work are probably bikinis that provide somewhat adequate coverage.
And finally, Cinnabon is now offering syrupy fruit toppings for their cinnamon buns, ensuring that you'll feel that much worse about yourself the next time you break down and eat an entire classic Cinnabon, alone, while waiting for your plane to board at the airport.