Here's everything worth reading about, if only for a few sentences each:
Despite filing federal tax returns, Jane Fonda's charity hasn't made a donation to anything in the last five years, The Smoking Gun reports.
Miley Cyrus is going to gyrate in a tiny garment in Times Square on New Year's Eve, right before some sort of ball drops.
In a move normally reserved for sex-reassignment patients, Bruce Jenner is undergoing cosmetic surgery to get his adam's apple shaved down.
Olivia Wilde proudly flaunted her tiny baby bump at the Los Angeles premiere of "Her."
Need a Christmas gift that's guaranteed to delight your Roman Catholic grandma? How about the 10th annual "Roman beefcake calendar," featuring shots of hunky priests from Italy?
As part of her contract, Britney Spears reportedly requires In-n-Out Burgers, Cheetos, potato salad, Cap'n Crunch, and Pop-Tarts backstage at her upcoming Las Vegas gig.
Prince — as in "Purple Rain" Prince — is evidently a huge fan of FOX's "New Girl." He reached out to producers in order to procure a guest-starring role in the series' post-Super Bowl episode.
Celine Dion and Lady Gaga will break from their usual routine of headlining in Vegas and generally being odd (respectively) to perform on the season finale of "The Voice."
TMZ is reporting that Khloe Kardashian plans to file for divorce from husband Lamar Odom today, citing irreconcilable differences.
After being criticized for a lack of diversity within the new cast, "Saturday Night Live" held a secret mid-season audition for a black female comedian to join the not-ready-for-primetime players.
Bob Barker returned to his old stomping grounds at "The Price Is Right" in honor of his 90th birthday. And there was cake!
Beyonce released a whole "visual album" early this morning — completely unannounced — featuring 14 new songs and 17 videos. So that's what a visual album is, we guess.
Believing that what the world needs is more Spider-Man movies, Sony has announced that they'll be producing two spin-offs centering on Spider-Man enemies Venom and the Sinister Six.
A man was found naked, wet, and stuffed inside a guitar case near a frozen lake in Oklahoma. He reportedly got lost, fell into the lake, got out, and stripped off his wet clothes before fitting himself inside the case for warmth.
One of the actors from "Downton Abbey" claims that Prince William and Kate Middleton are huge fans of the show. Therefore, you watch television like a royal.
Halle Berry is back to her ol' slim self again after giving birth just months ago.
Inside sources say that Kim Kardashian's bikini photo on the cover of UsWeekly was airbrushed. In other obvious news, ketchup is red.
PepsiCo has partnered with Buffalo Wild Wings in order to create "unique" menu items for the restaurant chain. The CEO hinted at Dorito-crusted tenders and soda-laced wing sauces. Yum? Maybe?
Remember Gisele's crazy breastfeeding/beauty-routine photo from a few days ago? "Shameless" actress Emmy Rossum parodied the shot.
And finally, Ron Burgundy is turning up everywhere ahead of the "Anchorman 2" release. Here's his five funniest recent appearances. Let's hope the movie is just as good.