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Steelers coach Mike Tomlin may have closed the door on Headsetgate, but the folks at Grantland decided to give it the cinematic treatment.

Patriots coach Bill Belichick gives us his best Whitey Bulger impression just a few days away from the release of "Black Mass" starring Johnny Depp. Belichick dispenses crucial dinner table advice to his "son" Tomlin.

"If nobody sees it, didn't happen."

Check out the full clip below.

h/t: Grantland