Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:30:53 +0000 – By Tommy De SenoAttorney/Writer
Ann Coulter is the funniest woman on the planet. I don't know why the media always paints her as the toughest man on the planet. No one is better at putting funnies into serious stories.
She started right in against the liberal media, telling the crowd that every host at MSNBC went to the "alternative prom" in high school. The crowd cracked up, and the jokes and the laughter grew from there.
She had a theme about Obama being the media's newborn baby, and how the doting parents are melting each time he learns something new. There was even a joke about bed wetting (only Coulter can get away with that).
Then she took on the Obama/Jesus comparisons, noting that as leader of the 12 Apostles, Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.
However she did give the Democrats and the media props for even knowing who Jesus is. "Apparently they like carpenters -- it's plumbers they hate."
The other comparison the media makes is that Obama is like Lincoln, but Ann said at no time did Honest Abe ever vote "present" on a bill. As for the Obama/Reagan comparisons, they are made, according to Ann, because there is no great Democratic president worth comparing him with. Priceless!
There were about 3 dozen jokes I didn't write down because I was laughing too hard.
I can't wait for the YouTube video.