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Here's what's happening out there:

• Over the weekend on Instagram, Portuguese supermodel Sara Sampaio shared a lingerie pic from her new campaign with Victoria's Secret (above). Because when you look like Sara Sampaio, you don't dare wait for people to see your lingerie photos on mailers or catalogs; you give the people what they want, when they want it.

• Speaking of Sara, she has the rare distinction of being both a Victoria's Secret Angel and a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model — and she doesn't take those responsibilities lightly. Watch the video below to learn more about Sara's feelings on her "Angel" status, or at least pretend to watch the video for that reason, instead of merely clicking to see more hot shots of Sampaio:

<p>• During her Nashville tour stop on Saturday, Taylor Swift brought out Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger to <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2015/09/27/taylor-swift-rocks-out-to-i-cant-get-no-satisfaction-with-mick-jagger-in-nashville-video/" target="_blank">team up on a rendition of &quot;Satisfaction&quot;</a> (below). It's unclear how the two met in the first place, so we'll just have to assume they ran into each other while reaching for the same pair of size 0 leather pants at the department store. </p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p>• &quot;Big Bang Theory&quot; actress Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting and her husband, pro tennis player Ryan Sweeting, have decided to <a href="http://www.people.com/article/kaley-cuoco-ryan-sweeting-divorce-details" target="_blank">call it quits after only 21 months of marriage.</a> They've yet to give any reason for their split, but we wouldn't be surprised if she was just really sick of &quot;Sweeting&quot; messing up her cutesy alliterative name.</p> <p>• Frances Bean Cobain, the daughter of Hole rocker Courtney Love and late Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobain, reportedly got married to her long-time boyfrend Isaiah Silva, but <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/2283273/frances-bean-cobain-married/" target="_blank">completely failed to invite or even tell her mother</a> about it. In related news, she also failed to marry a man who didn't look <em>exactly</em> like her father:</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/4nEjbMlall/" target="_blank">A photo posted by The Eeries (@eeriesofficial)</a> on</p> Jul 1, 2015 at 3:35pm PDT</div> </blockquote> <p>• In an interview with the Hollywood Reporter, the producers of the &quot;Men in Black&quot; movies revealed that they're hoping to <a href="http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/25/men-in-black-producers-reboot-will-smith" target="_blank">reboot the film series &quot;as a trilogy,&quot;</a> despite there already being three &quot;Men in Black&quot; movies in our current universe. So either they're getting old and senile, or they accidentally flashed one of those stupid memory-erasing devices in their own faces.</p> <p></p> <p>• Britney Spears reportedly <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2015/09/28/britney-spears-teaches-another-lucky-dance-class/?r=readmore" target="_blank">taught a children's dance class</a> over the weekend in Calabasas, California (below), which was quite gutsy, especially considering that the last few times we heard about Brit's dance skills, she was <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3062681/Britney-Spears-shares-snap-injured-ankle-cast-postponing-TWO-Vegas-shows-following-stage-tumble.html" target="_blank">hurting her ankle</a> or <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/10/AR2007091000115.html" target="_blank">lethargically lurching</a> around the stage. She seems to be handling this just fine, though:</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/8G88y9G8HV/" target="_blank">A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears)</a> on</p> Sep 26, 2015 at 2:18pm PDT</div> </blockquote> <p>• According to the Associated Press, a Santa Monica judge has approved Caitlyn Jenner's petition to <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/caitlyn-jenner-name-gender-change-approved_56057997e4b0af3706dc00e6" target="_blank">legally change her name and gender.</a> That same judge has also approved Caitlyn's choice of <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/699992/caitlyn-jenner-legally-changes-her-name-and-gender" target="_blank">&quot;Marie&quot;</a> as her middle name, despite her looking more like a &quot;Janine&quot; or &quot;Luanne&quot; to you.</p> <p></p> <p>• And finally, Pope Francis is reportedly planning to release <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/pope-francis-to-release-pop-rock-album-wake-up-20150925" target="_blank">a prog-rock album called &quot;Wake Up!&quot;</a> sometime this November. The album, which has been officially sanctioned by the Vatican, will feature excerpts from Pope Francis' speeches set over a variety of rock music styles. The first single (&quot;Wake Up! Go! Go! Forward!) is embedded below, but please, try to refrain from throwing up devil horns during the sweet guitar riff about a minute in.</p> <p><iframe frameborder="no" height="166" scrolling="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/225225714?secret_token=s-DONtr&amp;color=ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false" width="100%">