Jennifer Lopez's Daring Sheer Dress, Dita Von Teese's Lingerie Advice, and Much, Much More

Here's what's on our radar:

• Over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez, 46, arrived for her 46th birthday party in the Hamptons wearing a daringly sheer dress and no underwear (above). It's also worth mentioning that she's 46, and this was her 46th birthday party. Oh, and did we mention that the woman in those photos is 46? Because she is. She's 46 years old. Forty. Flipping. Six.

• Speaking of fantastic-looking women who get away with wearing lingerie in public, we once asked burlesque legend Dita Von Teese for her tips on  The secret? She says there's one piece of lingerie that every woman should own. Find out what it is in the video below, then wear it to your next b-day party.

<p>• Rapper Snoop Dogg has <a href="http://time.com/3972597/snoop-dogg-sweden-drug/" target="_blank">vowed never to return to Sweden</a> after police in Uppsala stopped his tour bus, arrested him on suspicion of narcotics, and brought him down to the police station for a urine test. However, he was released shortly afterward, leading us to believe that Uppsala's toxicology lab is in dire need of funds to replace their seemingly faulty equipment.</p> <p>• On Sunday, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kelly Rohrbach (also Leonardo DiCaprio's current girlfriend) shared a photo of herself relaxing after a &quot;stressful day&quot; (below). Unlike us, however, Rohrbach likes to relax <a href="https://instagram.com/p/5m9yV5ENnl/?taken-by=kellyrohrbach" target="_blank">in her swimsuit on the deck of a yacht,</a> instead of in a pair of sweatpants at the local TCBY.</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/5m9yV5ENnl/" target="_blank">A photo posted by (@kellyrohrbach)</a> on</p> Jul 26, 2015 at 11:07am PDT</div> </blockquote> <p></p> <p>• Ice T and wife Coco Austin are <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/ice-t-wife-coco-expecting-a-baby-57-year-old-rapper-to-be-dad-again-2015277" target="_blank">expecting their first child together</a> after 14 years of marriage. Ice T, however, already has two children from previous relationships as well as two grandchildren, so he's probably all out of cool &quot;Ice&quot;-related nicknames to bestow upon this new bundle of joy.</p> <p>• Despite not being a couple anymore, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert were <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/blake-shelton-tweets-up-a-storm-while-ex-miranda-lambert-is-silent-2015247" target="_blank">tweeting at each other</a> last Friday, remarking on their shared disbelief of people who haven't yet bought the new album from Ashley Monroe (a collaborator of theirs). So it seems they <em>can</em> still be civil to each other, especially when it comes to mutually beneficial business interests.</p> <p>• This past Wednesday on Instagram and Twitter, Ireland Baldwin and father Alec .Baldwin <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/680186/ireland-baldwin-pokes-fun-at-alec-baldwin-s-infamous-voicemail-i-would-be-a-rude-and-thoughtless-pig" target="_blank">joked about the infamous 2007 voicemail he left her,</a> in which he called his then-11-year-old daughter a &quot;rude, thoughtless pig.&quot; (In the photo's caption, she wrote, &quot;If I were a pig ... I would be rude and thoughtless of course!&quot;) So apparently, <em>8 years</em> is the length of time it takes for harsh verbal abuse to become funny.</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/5nBEnUEoC0/" target="_blank">A photo posted by Ireland Basinger Baldwin (@irelandbbaldwin)</a> on</p> Jul 26, 2015 at 11:36am PDT</div> </blockquote> <p>• Hulk Hogan was fired from the WWE late last week (and removed from their Hall of Fame) after a transcript of <a href="http://www.people.com/article/hulk-hogan-racist-rant-statement" target="_blank">an old racist rant of his</a> was published online. Hulk has since apologized, but maintains that it was <em>he</em> who resigned from the WWE in order to protect his family. How that protects his family, though, is anybody's guess. (Maybe he thinks they don't have the internet?)</p> <p></p> <p>• Bobbi Kristina Brown, the 22-year-old daughter of singers Bobbi Brown and Whitney Houston, <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/168731_bobbi_kristina_brown_will_be_buried_next_to_her_mother_whitney_houston_source/" target="_blank">passed away this Sunday,</a> nearly six months after she was found unconscious and unresponsive at her home in Georgia. Brown will be laid to rest alongside her mother in New Jersey later this week.</p> <p>• A trailer for <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/maze-runner-scorch-trials-trailer_55b277aee4b0074ba5a46a02" target="_blank">the upcoming &quot;Maze Runner&quot; sequel</a> has recently hit the web, but  between all the maze-running, hunger-gaming, and <em>diverging</em> going on, we're having trouble remembering <em>which</em> teenagers are getting horribly murdered <em>where</em>. Maybe this will make more sense to you: </p> <p>• And finally, Converse recently announced they're planning to enact the first <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/converse-rolling-chuck-taylor-update-98-years-32666558" target="_blank">&quot;construction update&quot;</a> to their classic Chuck Taylors in 98 years. They say they're switching to a new kind of canvas and installing padding for comfort purposes, but they said nothing of fixing the defect wherein the sole unhinges from the toe, and your foot looks like a big mouth with a stupid floppy tongue. </p>