Here's what's happening out there:
Kendall Jenner, the co-host of Sunday's MuchMusic Video Awards, arrived at the ceremony in a dress that didn't allow for underwear (below), unless it was pulled up over her pelvic bones like a half-atomic wedgie.
On Saturday in New York City, Taylor Swift treated her eagle-eyed onlookers to the sight of her black bra straps, which were peeking out ever-so-slightly from beneath her summery frock. Quick! Somebody arrest that woman for indecency!
Kim Kardashian wore a see-through top (below) to watch Kanye West's performance at the Bonnaroo music festival in Tennessee, probably because an adequate shirt would have hampered her ability to enjoy sound.
Speaking of Kim, it's rumored that her new home will include a room dedicated solely to caring for her buttocks, and no, it's not a bathroom.
Top 40 radio host Casey Kasem passed away early on Sunday morning. He was 82.
After suffering an on-set injury to his ankle, Harrison Ford may have to be filmed from the waist up for the remainder of shooting on the new "Star Wars" film. There goes the big dance number!
Kelly Clarkson and husband Brandon Blackstock welcomed their first daughter on Thursday. They're calling her River Rose Blackstock, which is a very pretty name for a girl, but an even better name for a live Allman Brothers double album.
Prince George spent his first Father's Day watching his dad play in a charity polo match, as opposed to the rest of us, who merely watched our dads watch other guys play sports on television.
Miley Cyrus shared a topless photo on Instagram this past Saturday, but by now, that kind of thing is really a non-event. We're honestly more curious to see what she looks like in a conservative pantsuit.
In recognition of her humanitarian work, Angelina Jolie has been made an honorary dame by the order of Queen Elizabeth II. Of course, in the eyes of a 1930s gangster, she's already quite the dame.
In a recent magazine interview, Martha Stewart admitted that she's looking for a "more regular male companion" who isn't already married. Unfortunately, that rules out her frequent guest Snoop Dogg, with whom she shares a common interest:
Alex Trebek has been recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records for hosting more episodes of a game show than anyone else. However, Guinness has still failed to recognize him for annoyingly correcting his contestants' pronunciation more than any other host:
Former "Game of Thrones" actor Jason Momoa is reportedly going to portray Aquaman in the upcoming "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" film, leading us to believe that Batman and Superman will be dishing out justice from beneath the sea, at least for part of the film.
Despite splitting with Prince Harry months ago, Cressida Bonas is still hanging out with his cousin, Princess Eugenie. Hopefully, this whole thing will culminate in an awkwardly disastrous run-in worthy of a Katherine Heigl movie.
And finally, Katy Perry was reportedly going after Robert Pattinson pretty hard at a party in Los Angeles last week, perhaps because he combines the boyish looks of ex-boyfriend John Mayer with the inherent Britishness of ex-husband Russell Brand.