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In some sort of bizarre protest against Instagram, Scout Willis (the 22-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) wandered the streets of NYC completely topless. (That link is pretty NSFW, if you coudn't already guess.)

During the American Lung Association's launch of newest initiative, Valerie Harper discussed how her view on life has changed since she was diagnosed with cancer. To hear her inspiring words, be sure to watch the video above.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl and supermodel Gisele Bündchen — fresh from being named the new face of Chanel No. 5 — went completely nude for Lui magazine (below), though not nearly as nude as Rihanna did a month ago.

Kendall Jenner reportedly purchased a Los Angeles condo with $1.4 million of her own money, because Kendall Jenner somehow has $1.4 million of her own money.

In the June issue of GQ, Channing Tatum recalled the time when he and Shia LaBeouf vandalized NYC during a wild night in 2006. But we can forgive Channing for these hijinks, because he grew up to be Channing Tatum. Shia LaBeouf, on the other hand, grew up to be Shia LaBeouf, so forget that guy.

Sources tell Page Six that Benji Madden is "madly in love" with his new girlfriend Cameron Diaz, possibly because they share common and

On the season finale of Tori Spelling's Lifetime reality show, Tori revealed that her husband Dean sports a tattoo that reads "Tori's" down by his crotch. We would now like to apologlize for bringing that knowledge to your attention.

Pamela Anderson apparently got sick of her pixie cut and donned some long blonde extensions for the World Music Awards on Tuesday evening (below). They give her that lustrous "just woke up on the floor of a Ramada" look, don't they?

Tiny actress Hayden Panettiere has reportedly become pregnant by her giant boxer fiance. It's anybody's guess as to how she'll push forth his gargantuan child from her Lilliputian frame.

According to what Katharine McPhee says in her divorce papers, she and her soon-to-be ex-husband Nick Cokas were on a break when she was photographed kissing her "Smash" director back in late 2013. So, in essence, she's using the Ross Gellar defense:

The UK's Daily Mail obtained a video of Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson (of the boy band One Direction) smoking what appears to be a joint in Peru. Well, that explains the haircuts, at least.

Cindy Crawford's Instagram account has been blowing up with photos from her recent trip to Paris with 12-year-old daughter Kaia, who isn't quite the spitting image of her mother, but more like the sneezing image.

Hugh Jackman reportedly forgot to warn his daughter about his nude scene in "X-Men: Days of Future Past," leading the 8-year-old to ask her father why he wasn't wearing underwear. But she didn't question the knives on daddy's hands or his ability to survive gunshot wounds, so Jackman probably explained away his undies pretty easily.

Johnny Depp has signed on to portray legendary magician and escape artist Harry Houdini in an upcoming film, finally giving Johnny Depp an excuse to play an eccentric man wearing a ridiculous wig for the dozenth time.

According to Buzzfeed and most people with eyeballs, the pastor who officiated the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is "super hot," because of course he is.

Prince Harry — who never cooks — reportedly prepared a home-cooked meal for ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas in an attempt to win her back. After all, no woman can resist a hastily prepared, sub-par meal.

And finally, the 2002 hit film "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" will soon be getting a sequel. But now way will it be better than the original, unless it's somehow bigger, fatter, Greeker, and wedding-er.