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A man was dining at an Olive Garden in over the weekend when he witnessed another man and his girlfriend get into a fight. Rather than talk it out maturely or storm out of the restaurant, the man decided to build - this.

Speaking of foodstuffs, mustard is a fine condiment, and no one agrees more with me then Barry Levinson, who boasts a personal mustard collection valued at $25,000.  

And finally, does being really pretty really have to be this disgusting?